← 2009 standings & weekly recaps
Week 5, settled.
Final scores, weekly indignities, and the standings after the dust cleared.
This recap is rebuilt from the recovered ESPN team-level scoreboard. Scores, opponents, standings, awards, power, luck and all-play are on file; weekly player ownership, starts, optimal lineups and bench decisions begin in 2018 and are intentionally omitted here.
Awards
| Highest score | Brightleaf Yuppies | 138.0 |
| Lowest score | Make It Wayne | 85.1 |
| Biggest blowout | Brightleaf Yuppies | +43.4 |
| Heartbreaking loss | S. Raleigh Silly Nannies | −4.6 |
Standings after week 5
| 1 | Run and Hide | 4-1 | 509.8 |
| 2 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 3-2 | 556.4 |
| 3 | S. Raleigh Silly Nannies | 3-2 | 547.9 |
| 4 | The Penguins | 3-2 | 515.8 |
| 5 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 3-2 | 511.5 |
| 6 | Boston Baked Beans | 3-2 | 489.5 |
| 7 | New York Bubbs | 3-2 | 470.4 |
| 8 | Your Worst Nightmares | 2-3 | 521.4 |
| 9 | Make It Wayne | 1-4 | 463.7 |
| 10 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 0-5 | 422.5 |
Power, luck & all-play after week 5
| # | Team | Power | Luck | All-play |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | S. Raleigh Silly Nannies | 0.7494 | -0.63 | 3.6-1.4 |
| 2 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 0.7300 | -0.33 | 3.3-1.7 |
| 3 | Run and Hide | 0.7037 | +1.26 | 2.7-2.3 |
| 4 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 0.6826 | 0.00 | 3.0-2.0 |
| 5 | The Penguins | 0.6696 | +0.31 | 2.7-2.3 |
| 6 | Boston Baked Beans | 0.6201 | +0.67 | 2.3-2.7 |
| 7 | Your Worst Nightmares | 0.6137 | -0.44 | 2.4-2.6 |
| 8 | New York Bubbs | 0.5723 | +1.11 | 1.9-3.1 |
| 9 | Make It Wayne | 0.4880 | -0.81 | 1.8-3.2 |
| 10 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 0.3735 | -1.11 | 1.1-3.9 |
These are reconstructed from team scores and opponents only. Power uses the same model as every other season; luck compares actual wins with schedule-neutral expected wins; all-play is scaled to the number of games actually played.
Old business
The week’s most-established manager matchup. Through this game, the series stood 3-3 from Samuel Nye’s side across 6 meetings. In 2009, the teams were P RIVERS NAS NAS and The Penthouse Panda Bear.
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