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2023 weekly recap
Week 1, settled.
Final scores, weekly indignities, and the standings after the dust cleared.
Awards
| Highest score | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 136.6 |
| Lowest score | Taco MacArthur | 73.4 |
| Biggest blowout | The Penguins | +38.4 |
| Heartbreaking loss | CTE Deniers | −3.7 |
| Worst bench decision | CTE Deniers | −34.4 |
Points left on the bench
| Team | Actual | Best | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|
| CTE Deniers | 81.6 | 116.0 | 34.4 |
| The Penguins | 132.0 | 164.3 | 32.3 |
| Raleigh Silly Nannies | 96.4 | 120.4 | 24.0 |
| The Penthouse Panda Bear | 136.6 | 154.5 | 17.9 |
| Run and Hide | 85.3 | 99.4 | 14.1 |
“Best” is the highest-scoring legal lineup from the players already on the roster that week. It only judges start/sit calls — it does not count players who were sitting on waivers.
Standings after week 1
| 1 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 1-0 | 136.6 |
| 2 | The Penguins | 1-0 | 132.0 |
| 3 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 1-0 | 104.8 |
| 4 | Raleigh Silly Nannies | 1-0 | 96.4 |
| 5 | Run and Hide | 1-0 | 85.3 |
| 6 | Your Worst Nightmares | 0-1 | 104.9 |
| 7 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 0-1 | 93.6 |
| 8 | Austin Bubbs | 0-1 | 89.6 |
| 9 | CTE Deniers | 0-1 | 81.6 |
| 10 | Taco MacArthur | 0-1 | 73.4 |
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