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2025 weekly recap
Week 5, settled.
Final scores, weekly indignities, and the standings after the dust cleared.
Awards
| Highest score | Run and Hide | 124.6 |
| Lowest score | Your Worst Nightmares | 87.1 |
| Biggest blowout | Run and Hide | +29.2 |
| Heartbreaking loss | The Penthouse Panda Bear | −1.1 |
| Worst bench decision | The Penthouse Panda Bear | −44.8 |
Points left on the bench
| Team | Actual | Best | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Penthouse Panda Bear | 111.2 | 156.0 | 44.8 |
| Raleigh Silly Nannies | 95.4 | 120.8 | 25.4 |
| Taco MacArthur | 120.6 | 144.2 | 23.6 |
| Brightleaf Yuppies | 112.3 | 132.3 | 20.0 |
| The Penguins | 122.8 | 140.6 | 17.8 |
“Best” is the highest-scoring legal lineup from the players already on the roster that week. It only judges start/sit calls — it does not count players who were sitting on waivers.
Standings after week 5
| 1 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 5-0 | 629.7 |
| 2 | The Penguins | 4-1 | 701.7 |
| 3 | Run and Hide | 3-2 | 580.9 |
| 4 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 3-2 | 563.4 |
| 5 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 3-2 | 515.1 |
| 6 | Raleigh Silly Nannies | 2-3 | 565.8 |
| 7 | Austin Bubbs | 2-3 | 543.4 |
| 8 | Taco MacArthur | 1-4 | 503.8 |
| 9 | Your Worst Nightmares | 1-4 | 502.3 |
| 10 | CTE Deniers | 1-4 | 485.9 |
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