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2026 weekly recap
Week 1, settled.
Final scores, weekly indignities, and the standings after the dust cleared.
Awards
| Highest score | Austin Bubbs | 154.0 |
| Lowest score | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 93.3 |
| Biggest blowout | Austin Bubbs | +37.6 |
| Heartbreaking loss | Taco MacArthur | −14.4 |
| Worst bench decision | Brightleaf Yuppies | −46.9 |
Points left on the bench
| Team | Actual | Best | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brightleaf Yuppies | 116.4 | 163.3 | 46.9 |
| Taco MacArthur | 100.3 | 127.9 | 27.7 |
| CTE Deniers | 134.9 | 161.5 | 26.6 |
| Your Worst Nightmares | 130.8 | 150.4 | 19.5 |
| P RIVERS NAS NAS | 134.4 | 153.8 | 19.4 |
“Best” is the highest-scoring legal lineup from the players already on the roster that week. It only judges start/sit calls — it does not count players who were sitting on waivers.
Standings after week 1
| 1 | Austin Bubbs | 1-0 | 154.0 |
| 2 | CTE Deniers | 1-0 | 134.9 |
| 3 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 1-0 | 134.4 |
| 4 | Your Worst Nightmares | 1-0 | 130.8 |
| 5 | Raleigh Silly Nannies | 1-0 | 114.7 |
| 6 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 0-1 | 116.4 |
| 7 | The Penguins | 0-1 | 114.0 |
| 8 | Run and Hide | 0-1 | 108.1 |
| 9 | Taco MacArthur | 0-1 | 100.3 |
| 10 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 0-1 | 93.3 |
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