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2026 weekly recap
Week 5, settled.
Final scores, weekly indignities, and the standings after the dust cleared.
Awards
| Highest score | Brightleaf Yuppies | 174.1 |
| Lowest score | Taco MacArthur | 69.3 |
| Biggest blowout | Brightleaf Yuppies | +49.0 |
| Heartbreaking loss | Run and Hide | −28.7 |
| Worst bench decision | Brightleaf Yuppies | −36.2 |
Points left on the bench
| Team | Actual | Best | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brightleaf Yuppies | 174.1 | 210.3 | 36.2 |
| The Penguins | 116.8 | 144.7 | 27.9 |
| Taco MacArthur | 69.3 | 94.6 | 25.3 |
| CTE Deniers | 132.6 | 151.6 | 19.0 |
| Your Worst Nightmares | 126.1 | 142.9 | 16.8 |
“Best” is the highest-scoring legal lineup from the players already on the roster that week. It only judges start/sit calls — it does not count players who were sitting on waivers.
Standings after week 5
| 1 | CTE Deniers | 4-1 | 635.1 |
| 2 | Austin Bubbs | 3-2 | 647.9 |
| 3 | Raleigh Silly Nannies | 3-2 | 630.6 |
| 4 | The Penthouse Panda Bear | 3-2 | 586.3 |
| 5 | P RIVERS NAS NAS | 3-2 | 579.1 |
| 6 | Brightleaf Yuppies | 3-2 | 575.0 |
| 7 | Your Worst Nightmares | 2-3 | 604.4 |
| 8 | The Penguins | 2-3 | 577.0 |
| 9 | Run and Hide | 1-4 | 634.7 |
| 10 | Taco MacArthur | 1-4 | 496.5 |
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