UNC Grudge MatchEst. 2018 on record

Playoff odds

2025 · after week 14 · simulations

Brightleaf Yuppies100.0%bye 100.0%
Raleigh Silly Nannies100.0%
The Penguins100.0%bye 100.0%
Austin Bubbs100.0%
The Penthouse Panda Bear100.0%
Run and Hide100.0%
Taco MacArthur0.0%
Your Worst Nightmares0.0%
P RIVERS NAS NAS0.0%
CTE Deniers0.0%
What these numbers assume — and how well they’ve held up

Each remaining game is simulated by drawing both teams’ scores from a normal distribution fitted to their own weeks this season, then re-seeding on the league’s real rule (win %, ties broken by total points).

Each team’s average is pulled toward the league average before simulating. That is not a fudge: the raw model was checked against seven real seasons and was measurably overconfident — teams it gave a 30% chance made the playoffs 46% of the time. Shrinking the means cut the average error from 4.9 points to 0.8.

What it ignores: injuries, bye weeks, trades, waiver pickups, and hot streaks. Weeks are drawn independently. So treat a 95% as “very likely”, not a promise.